So sorry that happened to you. From your story, it seems that most of your family members weren’t too bad (despite their abhorrent politics), but your sister sounds like a fucking bitch.

I have been having that removing a star thing, too. Does anyone know why that happens?

Because it hasn’t stopped making her $$$ yet?

My daughter would never tolerate so much gold in her princess castle. Needs lots of pink, sparkles, and twinkly lights to be a princess castle.

The Clampetts would never have intentionally hurt anyone, and they would try to make amends when they became aware that all was not well.

Well, some sex is sexier than others—bad sex is really unsexy.

Smells like a cult to me.

People suck. Sorry that happened to you.

I want to be her friend.

That and his acting chops.

Note to self: must try to book Spirit.

The hair in your face is the worst.

They are elf-like in stature, obvs.

I think I’m in love with Snack Guy.

I’m a native Nashvillian, and I agree with so much that you’ve said. There are many nice and wonderful things about Nashville, but New York City is truly world class in all that it offers.

You win.

Please don’t. We’d miss you!

Summer church camp is the place I was first exposed to underage drinking, smoking, and drug use as well as sex.

It took you this long?

This is now what I will be singing all holiday season. I usually pick something from SNL’s old Dysfuctional Family Christmas album or sarcastically sing “It’s the most wonderful time of the year.”