I like this response, but I think it might be better communicated in Trumpese:

Me too, and it is just horrifying.

Wait for me! This blue woman in a red state wants in.

All four of my grandparents were born here, but I would also like to join you in telling her FU.

I don’t think we’ll have to wait until tomorrow.

Indeed it is.

I’m a native Tennessean. I was represented by a Democrat in Congress until the Tea Party took over in 2010. People I’ve known forever have shocked me with their hate and ugliness. I don’t recognize the town I grew up in anymore.

Mrs. Claus, of course

I have my doubts about the 28 stitches story too. That would have been reported somewhere just due to Sr’s notoriety.

My favorite movie line ever!

Indeed. He can keep his pants monkey in his pants.

My instinct when reading the headline: “How fucking convenient for him.”

I’ve seen confederate flags in every state you mentioned not seeing them in. Perhaps you weren’t looking very closely.

In Tennessee here. I was born here...why should I have to leave because others are asshole cult followers?

It was not hard because I had a history of upper back and neck pain.

Tell him he won’t get any unless he votes for Hillary!

Do it! Best thing I ever did. It was covered by my insurance here in the US.

My breast reduction was one of the best things I’ve ever done. It cost me nothing except prescriptions and wound care supplies. But only because I had met my insurance’s out of pocket max.

No idea about logo placement, but I would like a wreath of these birds🖕addressed to the Evangelicals.

Those offend my sense of aesthetics.