No love for Saint West?

You know...I never thought I’d say this, because I am a bitter misanthrope who can barely be bothered to even pretend to care about anyone’s dumb wedding. But here it is.

...Josiah tho

KK wants sex positivity and dislikes slut shaming, and rightly so, but it’s her husband’s stock in trade. Clean your own house, please.

LOOK AT THOSE EYELASHES THOUGH

That’s true. But it’s such a nice alliteration that I’m sticking with it.

She is the queen of the mini-van majority. So it definitely makes sense that they’d play down anything that doesn’t make her look like a stay-at-home mom.

There’s two!

You know? And he looks like a giant, meth-addicted baby taking his afternoon nap in that pic.

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

John Waters needs to put this guy in his next movie.

Oh for fuck’s sake. The attitude that you can’t go to someplace without your kid because it’s “professional” and that you need to have a babysitter or child-keeper at all times is anti-feminist to the core and supports notions that the only people who “deserve” to reproduce are the affluent.

and with our powers combined

Finally! I can contribute to this one!

Finally! I can contribute to this one!

I don’t know if they’re the best, but they’re easy to find and cheap, so my fave tights are the double pack of Merona black tights from Target.

I don’t know if they’re the best, but they’re easy to find and cheap, so my fave tights are the double pack of…

In honor of rescue dogs- this guy. In a shelter 7 months ago. Now revered as a minor diety. (He’s wearing my husband’s socks)

I give you the dog bun.

I got salmonella poisoning a few years ago, myself. I lost 15 pounds in two days. I had my best friend bring me otc drugs like pepto, (haha, fail), and smart water. I made him bring them to me in bed, because walking to the kitchen was not an option. It was too far from the bathroom.