This is a great reminder that the car does not start unless everyone is buckled in. I had a boss that refused to wear his seat belt when he was in the back seat. One day I was volunteered to drive, everyone wanted a ride in the new car I had. Everyone gets in and I hear only 2 of the 3 passengers buckle. I looked at…

Then you were with ill trained horses or a couple of horses that don’t get along, which should have been separated in the line. I had the pleasure of having horses when I was younger and loved every minute, and no, we didn’t have lots of money. Never been kicked or bitten, never had to tug on reigns in the direction I…

Ahhh...my fault. Too bad Kinja won’t let you go back and fix things after just a minute or two.

Drew Carey of the Price is Right

Poor exhaust pipe placement.

Obligatory it’s okay to murder countless people but sex is bad post.

Dude need to cut back on the reverb. Unlistenable. And Pious commercials are pretty much just appealing to the hippies who would buy that shit anyway. The commercials are terrible.

Funny story... way back when (late 7o’s, early ‘80s?) I was setting the timing on one of my junkers and while holding the timing light I noticed that the fan didn’t seem to be moving, so I reached over to find out why... fortunately my fingers healed up well. Learned a bit more about strobes that day...

I’m deathly terrified of the turn signal.

Oh hell, even if you weren’t wasting time on Jalopnik daily (as am I, of course), you probably see a bunch of VWs daily. West Virginia doesn’t enter my consciousness too frequently, since I live on the opposite side of the country.

Pedantry ahead: You refer to the car as the “Griffin” in the headline and first paragraph, before switching to the correct “Griffith” thereafter.

Griffith

I know of this great writer named Sean. He writes really informative and interesting articles. He's really broadened my view on all forms of transportation.

Police dogs and I’m sure children too have DIED by virtue of being in a car when the AC fails. Do you trust the life of the most important person in the world to you to a Chinese made part built by the lowest bidder by slave labor? Not just no but FUCK NO

The problem is middle management to middle management, so I cheated and went to the top of the food chain and scheduled a meeting. Problem solved! My mid manager asked what it was about and I just blew it off as “oh you know, stuff?”

Is this a trick question? BMW pretty much unanimously makes garbage interiors for their price point. Even today after “selling out” to better compete with Merc and Audi.