The Red Delicious apple—which went uneaten, as Red Delicious apples are not food

Do they, per chance, offer franchising opportunities?

She wasn’t the one who accused him. The screenshot and stories came out beforehand and were shared in forums on Facebook and Reddit. She published it on her IG stories, justly commenting that it wasn’t cool. Many more people wrote to her talking about similar behavior. And now he is accusing her of being a pedophile…

Oh, Mama bin Laden...

It’s a goddamn mystery 

If only there were an aptly named service provider.

Well now I want to rent a goat. 

I thought this was going to be a story about LeBron and Tom Brady eating at a Greek taverna.  

In others, a small decline for years may suddenly accelerate into dementia.

Oh please, Omarosa, you’d go back and work for that dumbass in a heartbeat if he asked you to.

He has been noticeably worse since being elected, and I believe the decline is accelerating. In any other president, this behavior would have led to invoking the 25th Amendment by now, but not with this Cabinet of co-conspirators.

I am so sick and tired of white people bitching about racism. Its like hearing the lion complain cause the gazelle doesnt like them or said mean things about them. People talking shit due to generations of oppression is not the same thing as racism.

What’s with Jez’s clickbait headlines today? This is the third headline that it utterly belied by the content of the story. The Times (for all it’s many, many, MANY faults) didn’t capitulate to the racist trolls, it literally stood by her .

My brother is a single parent of two girls, 8 and 7. His ex and his in-laws had the kids for 1 week in the summer. When they came home, he said they were reading labels for calorie content. They wrote him an email about the 7 year old and her weight. She is tall and solid, not fat at all. She eats healthy when she’s…

We had a long talk about how fat wasn’t something you are, but rather just something that everyone has. Some people have more and some people have less. And I tried to talk to her about how she is strong and athletic and how her body does exactly what it’s supposed to.

Just because you’re not personally sold on it doesn’t mean it’s not true. The photographers used in prestige fashion pubs, like Vogue, have doors opened to them within their industry. If they are blessed by Vogue, it’s easier for them to secure ad campaigns, etc. And, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Vogue’s…

We had a black president before we had a black photographer shoot a cover image for Vogue. This is insane.

Is the right side filled with macaroni and cheese? If so I’m definitely eating both halves.

No and he really never did. To have advisors, one must understand that they do not know everything and that advisors are there to advise on situations that fall outside of the president’s expertise. President Bestwords Stablegenius believes he DOES know everything, so when an advisor tries to advise him, they are…

No, he listens to that cockroach Stephen Miller who traumatizes kids for “leverage.”