Okey doke, I'll just head down to the husband store and pick one up. Because we all have a line of suitors who want to marry, love and protect us from other men.

Is Freebirds a thing outside of Texas? You should give that a whirl. It's a lot like Chipotle and you can add queso.

I woke up one morning and decided I wanted to get a Ph.D. in math. Why doesn't everyone?

Because, for most women, even those who have a serious commitment to fitness, this body IS unobtainable. Nor is yours. Not everyone can go to the Olympics, no matter how hard they try.

I'm really just astounded that people like you exist. How you can connect "Membership in organization being revoked because you irrevocably damaged the organization" to "Assault on the first amendment" truly must take some kind of insane mental gymnastics along the path of anti-vaxxers and creationists.

Lake Cuomo. LOL. Is that Andrew or Mario? Chris's lake? Maybe?

How does one get from Ooo Creepy Internet Stories to LET'S STAB THIS GIRL 19 TIMES? This is like blaming heavy metal for Columbine.

I always feel so ambivalent about such posts. While I appreciate the sentiment, as someone who was on the front lines challenging the Church on clergy sexual abuse, I find the facile use of the crisis as a cudgel against the Church to be frustrating. Not every objection to the Church is equal - if you don't like the…

Did someone say accessorizing with babies? Maybe this lady was right, Jesus does have her back.

No, he means having children is better than going on holidays, having a house in the country, etc.

Cue lots of people surprised to discover the Pope is, in fact, Catholic.

Quilt it, you guys.

Last time I checked, when a girl is pressured by society into bulimia, she doesn't go around threatening to stick her fingers down other people's throats.

I'm reasonably certain that you're a sociopath. You may want to get that checked out.

No, you look at them and declare yourself again the victim in this scenario.

You think women don't also get told they're not attractive ALL the time? So instead of just finding a girl who likes what you look like, you're going to harass a gay guy? WTF?

And women under 5'5 shouldn't be over 100 pounds? I started laughing when I got to that.

what they want isn't "most women", though. They feel entitled to the size 4, white, rich, blonde sorority girl (80% of this or more is about looking good to other men!) and see the women they could actually get as "beneath them".... while the women they want, are so far out of their league that they're in orbit. If…

Seriously, thank you for doing the emotionally demanding work that I'm sure this was. This is all terrifying, but important to know about.

They're already calling her "La Tornade Townsend"