well my favorite part of the movie is learning that one of the secrets of the Chinese army at that time was that women were allowed in the military, but only as projectile weapons to be thrown at the enemy.

but he didn’t... nor did he even try to get people from both sides of the aisle in a room together after Sandy Hook. This is already more than Obama ever did about school shootings. I’m no Trump fan, but it is mind-blowing reading assholes like you who can’t see how much of a good thing this was.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

this will go down smoothly with my lady doritos.

Every massive insult of white women was one hundred per cent him.

i do not understand why he’s hated here on jez, i truly don’t.

Yeah, people like to bash him here on Jezebel, but he was one of the first modern male directors to acknowledge that men were hypocritical assholes for judging women’s sexuality.

I’m glad he’s doing fine. Hope that he takes a heart attack at 47 as a sign to take better care of himself. Meanwhile I’ll keep stuffing my face with junk food and wonder when my first heart attack will come. For now I’m some 13 years younger than him and in a tiny bit better shape it seems, although it’s always hard…

Awesome - dude with the right tools makes the right choice at the right time and saves somebody’s a$$. Everybody only gets a few of these opportunities in our lives - the best we can do is knock them out of the ball park when they pop up.

The thing is that most people here in North America don’t give two shits about how the animals they eat are treated. This is about a white man pushing his entirely arbitrary moral standards onto another culture.

I’m actually subscribed to the Brutalism Appreciation Society feed on Facebook, half because there’s some really interesting stuff posted there (along with a bit too much Barbican and Trellick Tower) ... and half because I get a perverse thrill watching some of the world’s most humorless pedants flame-war about…

I’m actually subscribed to the Brutalism Appreciation Society feed on Facebook, half because there’s some really…

Bring the ineffable and timeless charm of Brutalist architecture to your desktop!

Bring the ineffable and timeless charm of Brutalist architecture to your desktop!

Dammit fellow musician, I had to rescind the star I gave to you because of your subsequent dickishness. Bad form.

Well, maybe outside ice hockey.

I figured he was trying to get his fingers sliced off so he could enjoy the taste of meat for once.

I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

I’m not totally sure why there’s so much skepticism toward this movie. It seems to have every chance of being fun. If I’m being wildly optimistic, it has a chance to lower the stakes and jettison a bunch of the stuff that I like least about Star Wars.

I had just assumed Thandie Newton was playing Sana from the current Star Wars comics.  I’m a little disappointed that isn’t the case.

these are fantastic. Not a rap, but now that you have me scrolling through his youtube channel at work, this one was amazing: