Fair enough! I thought maybe it could be something like that, it was just that the initial reading of the article kind of bamboozled me.

Those rainbow locks are going to make some nice handlebars for the cell lock to take him for a ride like he did that kid. Going to resemble one of those sinkholes that swallow up a house by 2020

Too true... too true...

Maybe he and Tekashi69 will make an album together about their... Mutual interests. Given both of their fan bases it'd probably reach top 5

Could be! I'm just confused, but also of course sad at this whole situation 

Hmmm that makes a good amount of sense! Thanks for your thoughts

I'm just hecking bamboozled 

It's been doing a heck of a bamboozle to me... 

I know it can be a thing, but as I said, she was referred to as “my wife” by her partner, yet described by the author of this post as a single mom.

Anything that angers the holier-than-thou fuckwits at PETA is OK in my book! 

The article describes Nguyen as a single mother but the quote clearly states her partner, who identified Nguyen as “my wife”, giving comment.

Same reason the soldiers listened to Leia’s orders on the Tantive VI even though she was wearing the white robes: because she was in charge.

Mhmm! Nicer personality for sure, but the style is the same in my opinion: using personality to bump their material up a letter grade or two (in different ways because they’re different people, but the underlying method is similar).

Haha that is true, she gets extra points for not doing that 

I agree that he's not great, but I remember him selling out huge stadiums in the early 00s, so there was at least something there. 

She’s like Dane Cook: average jokes but usually her huuuuuuge personality carries them over the line. This time it didn’t, much like it did for Dane sometimes. Comedians that rely on a big personality to cover for ok material don’t last long.

After reading this I’m leaning towards maybe this country should burn after all...

Alternative top line: “Aging conservative rapper and teenage schoolgirl, Kanye Kardashian, woke up and decided today was a no-good rotten day and got on Twitter.”

The only way the human race is going to survive beyond another hundred years is frankly if the globe is united under a single planetary government, likely a technocracy. We’ve fucked ourselves into a position where it will take the coordinated efforts of literally all industries working in concert to mitigate or…

How does an article about sex in video games for 2018 not even give a passing mention to AC Odyssey and Kassandra killing and screwing her way through all of Greece???