Tubes work better for office buildings... it’s expensive in LA to get the kind of vertical real-estate one would need for a battery of trebuchets. But it’s a good thought! 

Having worked for a few years at a major firm, technically the OMP says "release the hounds" and then support staff open up the cages while a second set of staff poke the lawyers with spears to get them going in the right direction. But if next year we start launching them out of some kind of tube, I'll keep that…

I don’t follow baseball much, but am I to understand that now the Dodgers will never win the world series? Why not get rid of that pitcher who always chokes in the playoffs?

Did you blow cool vape smoke in her face during the interview as required by Big Vape, the official sponsor of Esther Wang?

Didn’t realize there were so many incels around here but I guess it’s not too surprising... I’m really sorry that these fuckwits are such assholes to you all for no good reason. Alanis, your story on going to China for that “racing experience” was one of the best pieces of the year on this site, and was harrowing to…

I’d bet Nicki does it. She makes lots of great choices.

I know. That’s why I said

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that a Chinese company and their spokespeople would promise all manner of greatness and deliver on almost nothing. They have such a reputation as honorable people with sterling business practices, to say nothing of their extremely high regard for human lives.

You're a shitty person

Would that all artists had the presence of mind to close chapters in their lives like this. Until they made another album (that still ticks me off), the last artist/group I can think of that ended things right was LCD Soundsystem... Similarly to Gambino, their final concert was both sad and joyous, and a beautiful…

Whatever helps you sleep at night Esther but this was a disgusting article that hopefully as few people as possible read. You’re part of the problem, and it’s gross that you wrap it up in a half ass disclaimer about hey kids don’t smoke, then you laugh it up with your crutch dealer about all the cool smoke tricks you…

The adventures of frog and toad. I also loved being read the Dinotopia books as a child. The writing was beautiful, exceeded only by the gorgeous illustrations. Looking back, it was an unbeatable combo of a family adventuring together, dinosaurs who could talk, and steampunk. I still have the books stored away, and if…

He can read, but sure as fuck can't understand... 

Regarding #4. Is white sex really that boring?

Ya know we wouldn’t need to do any of this if we killed off a third of the population and united the entire third and developing worlds under unified control and forced them off of coal. And before people say that’d be too hard... It’d be war. War is easy for hoomans. Frankly it's what we're best at. 

I mean is it too late to nominate this for a Best Short Film award? A Bafta maybe?

Because it's all nonsense anyways

So one of the pillars of LeBron’s strength is ASMR?

Here in Cali we're pretty generous with what constitutes assault. I mean granted Visalia is near Fresno, so it may as well be Alabama... 

And yet, conservatives think we should give all teachers guns... This nutter would probably slaughter a classroom while singing America, the Beautiful.