The adventures of frog and toad. I also loved being read the Dinotopia books as a child. The writing was beautiful, exceeded only by the gorgeous illustrations. Looking back, it was an unbeatable combo of a family adventuring together, dinosaurs who could talk, and steampunk. I still have the books stored away, and if…

He can read, but sure as fuck can't understand... 

Regarding #4. Is white sex really that boring?

Because it's all nonsense anyways

So one of the pillars of LeBron’s strength is ASMR?

Here in Cali we're pretty generous with what constitutes assault. I mean granted Visalia is near Fresno, so it may as well be Alabama... 

And yet, conservatives think we should give all teachers guns... This nutter would probably slaughter a classroom while singing America, the Beautiful.

From the river to the sea. Cheers. Never should have made that country, the region already had enough bullshit theocracies. Bibi and his far-right, nationalist bloc treat the Palestinians the same way Germany treated the Jews in the build up to the round ups. Palestine is one big concentrated ghetto just waiting for…

Her time passed a decade ago as she lost the house the first time. I pray she does not lose it again. 

Nope! Nope, nope, nope. Lee is too fucking old to have power. Just like Pelosi and every other 70+ year old in our government. None of them will live to see even the mid-term consequences of their actions, much less the long term. They should all follow Barbara Boxer's example and clear their seat for someone with…

Can we start a deadpool for this clown?

He'll make a real purdy prison wife for some lucky cell block. Child molesters always do

Goddamn, that’s a big Code Brown right there...

Yeah but what if I live in LA and can't afford a place with a dishwasher? 

There will be a new organization called Gymnastics USA that definitely won't have all the same people and definitely won't have all the same problems... 

In that neighborhood, everyone is rich, everyone has toys. This is normal for Malibu.

I don’t think it was intentional either, much like old people don’t intentionally fall asleep at the wheel and drive through farmer’s markets. They’re still old fuck-ups stealing the youth's opportunities... 

I’m sorry but it wasn’t “trolls” calling an innocent woman a baby-killer. It was rational human beings calling a baby-killer a baby-killer and rightfully calling out the snake oil saleswomen who encouraged this absurd behavior. Murder by gross negligence.

It’s terrible, but we’ve just got to embrace the suck, blow up large portions of the team, and build up again. 

Yes to the first point, no to the second (I never said I thought the hit was dirty), but I do truly dislike Marleau and the Sharks. Generally I think it sucks that an old-timer on his way out the door accidentally fucked up someone who still has some gas in the tank.