Fuck Marleau for pulling this on his way to the scrapyard. He’s not even a guy who’s known for his big hits. Sad sack mother fucker with no Cups. Piece of shit Sharks winger (I know he’s on the Leafs now but I’m a kings fan so he’s still a fuckhead shark). 

Not enough stars at all

Is this part of some whisper campaign to get asmr into all facets of life and culture? 

Chris Harris did this with a C63AMG and space-saver tires back in 2012. Looks to be a blast

Not the headline I was expecting from this race at all... But a welcome surprise for sure! Glad he got one more top step before retiring.

Talk about a kulture-shock

Did one of her friend see her put the ashes in the cookies? Sounds to me like a desperate cry for attention but also smells slightly of bullshit.

Man... Uncle Tom really needs to take his medication, he's not sounding too good. 

Never before have two dumber, madder men sat across from each other in the Oval Office...

Lol no buddy, I've got a day job and since your generation fucked mine over I've got to bear down at work. I'll deal with you later. 

The person arguing for secession calls me dense... Jfc. Keep your intellectual masturbating to yourself. You are willfully stupid if you think a majority of liberals or conservatives would sign on to such a stupid idea. 

What, pray tell, in your fantasy do you think the half of the state that doesn’t agree do? Just leave? Go quietly into that good night? How would you do such a thing? Would you force all conservatives out by force? Do you really have the stones to attempt something like that yourself? Or like all old people, just send…

I left dabbing behind when I graduated college. By then I’d found that I really disliked how fast and heavy it all comes on with them... And while I looooooooooooove getting stoned for extended periods of time, I like to be able to do stuff while high, and 9 out of 10 dabs just zonk me out.

You think California is just chock full of liberals and the rest of the country is GOP held? What world do you live in? Are you new to politics? In your 48th year did you discover the fight we’re in? How do you come to this mad conclusion?

It is moral cowardice to walk away from the struggle we are in right now in this country. You’re a coward for thinking that’s the only way out. You’ve already given up hope if that’s what you’ve settled on, because down that road lies nothing worth having.

By packing it in and leaving? *sniff* Smells like cowardice.

So you understand by this point that the other states would have to agree to allow California to leave the USA right? You think all the gun-hating liberals are going to actually fight for independence? This state isn’t just leftists from the Bay Area, there will never be the support for such a foolish endeavor.

Hahaha yeah you're probably closer than my first guess. Social media and the internet will be an accelerant for her transformation into Roseanne 

In twenty years she will be the next Roseanne Barr.

Rose McGowan thinks #MeToo is bullshit because she’s not its spotlight anymore and hasn’t made as much money off of it.