You can completely strip the thing of all Appleness:

To this day I will occasionally proclaim "Death to the demoness Allegra Geller!" but - and this may shock you - nobody ever gets it. 

I find him distracting because of the existence of British TV presenter Dr. Michael Mosley, the guy who made that 5:2 intermittent fasting diet popular, even though IIRC the latest research says it doesn’t work.

That dumb “let people enjoy things” comic did more harm than good.

I got regreyed on AV Club for arguing that the racism against Black Americans in old-timey soap ads was worse than the racism against Chinese Americans in same.

the 80s were also more carefree. I was born in the 90s so I don’t know first hand what it was like.

In fairness, Pirates 5 did kinda have a bad script.

And instead he made it all about him.

It’s been my experiences that abusers and gaslighters rarely ever believe they’ve done anything wrong.

He has been in a mid-life crisis and wants desperately to go back to the 80s like every other boomer.

I was watching a YouTube channel about coffee, and the host was “restoring a thrift store espresso machine that is almost 20 years old!”

“...that happened when I was much younger...”

Women are to be mocked. Men who wear dresses “but for real, not as a prank or game on a cruise” are to be savagely beaten to death.

The animators also mentioned they had no idea how those metrics were generated, or indeed if they were getting the full picture and the metrics weren’t biased to generate an outcome the C-suite desired.

Also I’m not sure if this is meant to be a joke or serious:

Not sure Nilus has read the book - Henry meets Claire for the first time AFTER she’s known him for years but BEFORE he’s gone back in time to meet her as a girl. She’s the one who tells him they are destined to be together because he’s already told her that they are married in the future...

Couldn’t disagree with this take more, sadly.

Hilarious review. Ironic subtext too, given the author. 

I really don’t know how someone like Eggers is supposed to respond to gushing praise. I mean, what’s the correct response to a question like: