That is still what is being taught in my nieces’ schools. I also see textbooks posted regularly with the same ish.

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

That child is going places. I love him.

I know, right. It carries the weight of “Whatever, bitch,” without the actual cursing.

Teacher: “King, I am very disappointed in your journal today.”

Interesting. I don’t trust dog people in general because they’re just too damn talkative, nosy and cheerful - much like their smelly, mouth-breathing counterparts. :D

Also Iowa. Des Moines folks were nice. The cornfield small towns where College Ball was the only thing to do, notsomuch. I overheard some pretty weird shit at a diner where they were discussing “the blacks on the team” as having naturally higher aggression levels and how it was unfair if you didn’t have as many as the…

Having bounced from the East Coast to the Midwest to Canada to the South, here’s some regionals I’ve discovered. Disclaimer, I’m white, so on the one hand some of it might be easier for me to see ‘cause their guard lowers, but on the other I’m not on the receiving end so YMMV.

MIDWEST: They’re super mega into college…

I gotta get in on this Texas lol:

This. Plus untucked plaid flannel shirt over wifebeater paired with belted jeans.

Texas Edition:

If they listen to ICP, there’s a 78.832% chance they’re racist. They also think Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time and hate all other rap music.

I was a journalist for over 30 years, and there’s no fucking way I’d rat out folks in that situation. Somebody getting stomped? Sure. But groceries? I got better things to do.

I don’t think he should have called the cops, because it’s a grocery store and not somewhere selling Prada handbags or whatever. I think we just are going to disagree on the whole “where do ‘common criminals’ go during hurricanes” bit, as in, if I were taking advantage of this and looking for valuable resale goods, I…

Oh, I remember it! And it’s hilarious.

My condolences...Becky.

This is who they made Forever 21 for. This is who they make Pantene Hair conditioner for.

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

“What started as a controversial term for fellatio...”

Then again it is Texas. I imagine their police as Walker Texas Ranger* and roundhouse kicking starving children in the head.