“So there were thoughts that the Foundation was working to PROMOTE more people having AIDS? That they were taking donations and doing nothing? Huh?”

“I did not know that.”

I get that this is a confusing set of circumstances, but I had to reread one  sentence a few times to understand the situation.

I’m sure Carvey interrupted the story a couple times with unrelated Ross Perot impersonations.

I swear that this site has the worst writers on the internet.

the Altman Popeye rips, ya joyless hacks

A by-the-book actioner that’s sunk by indifferent performances, muddled storylines, and stilted dialogue.

Well yeah it’s been a thing for decades but now it’s a trend amongst trendy poeple who do trendy things, eat trendy food and drink trendy drinks, so ‘authors’ can write articles about how this is a brand new thing that nobody has ever seen before.

And here I thought this was going to be about mac & cheese pizza (rightmost slice):

that includes crew members not making out with each other

Is Dollar Tree the ever properly staffed?  Every time I go theres a huge line, one person who is unqualified on the register and one person stocking who doesn’t know where anything is.  Good Riddance. 

Can these people go protest at like a fucking NASCAR race or Hummer convention or congressional session or something? This is such toothless, cowardly bullshit.

Ah yes New York theater goers - the demographic most likely to not have heard about or be concerned about man made climate change. Of course.

Yo I uh totally agree with you guys, you guys are cool, you guys are cool, I’m doin’ my part too man, protecting the planet, that’s what it’s all about...right on guys. Keep uh fighting the good fight. You’re cool, I like you. Don’t listen to these suits, all these...they don’t know things dude, they don’t know how it…

There was that animated show ‘about’ him called Kid Notorious, I remember it being mildly amusing. Plus Two Broke Girls had a creepy character based on him on one episode.

I don’t think “Kristen Stewart, Rolling Stone’s March cover star, just wants to ‘do the gayest thing you’ve ever seen in your life.’” refers specifically to the cover, but, yeah, unless she’s willing to porn it up, I’ve seen gayer.

Elon: We already have Truth Social at home.

But it also wasn’t Michael Keaton that defeated Mr Freeze. I guess I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt that Val Kilmer wasn’t there.

I think you’re underestimating the size of that schnozz

One great thing about Chicago bars is that each one has its own personality. Avoid the barfing bro joints and you will have a good St. Patty’s.