Did you?

There’s “not isolating” and then there’s “somebody’s armpit is in my mouth.”

Could be. My irony detection abilities have suffered in the past five, six years.

If they weren’t famous and could sing, Silk Sonic would be the two guys who come into the club every weekend and most of the women roll their eyes...

Me watching those Las Vegas outside concert segments:

Same. If she had approached those songs “normally” it would have sounded great because she had a great voice. Bu all those unnecessary inflections and quirks... WTF?

If so, if some people are unhappy about it, will they stop watching football because of it?

I only wish it had been more reactive, showing the push and pull between whatever various segments of people (concerned moms, convicted perverts, etc.) watch QVC.

I kinda-sorta got one thing right: I figured that if they didn’t do sketch that skirted around the actual incident, then it was going to be Chris Redd as Will Smith somewhere. Didn’t get the Carmichael as Chris Rock guess correct, though.

Also known as The Flip Wilson Defense in legal circles.

He wouldn’t be invited to any future awards shows for sure. He may not ever be able to be nominated again.

Oh, Michael Che can’t WAIT to say something, I’m sure. I don’t think he gives a fuck about either of them, so...

All we want to know is—who’s going to be Will? Who’s Chris? Will they dare to take on Jada?

He’s going to do jokes about not doing certain kinds of jokes. That way, he comments on it without specifically commenting on it. He doesn’t directly offend his friend Will and can say he didn’t blame Rock. He’ll go for the apparent “win-win.”

Do they hand out swag bags worth thousands of dollars at your “Friday night” and are tuxes mandatory?

So... wipe out every other belief or non-belief nationwide through procreation (to start).

And as if being disrespected once while winning an Oscar wasn’t enough, Patel personally suffered a second insult when Rock announced the winners of the award as Questlove “and four white guys,”

Nope. Not gonna celebrate. Not until the ink dries...

“We need a couple of weeks... One day to look at the video again and 10 days to pretend we’re doing something and three days to decide on a fall guy.”

This needs to be put in the same root cellar as that Tiger King “Carol vs. Joe” thing with a big sign above it that reads “Why?”