One thing that is certain:

Maybe he’s still pissed about all those plagues...

“There is a precedent of Muslim athletes refusing to compete against or be around Israeli athletes”

Two Things Sir,

Now Hulk Hogan can afford as many Xbox 360s as he wants...

This was the tone of the entire episode of Hard Knocks last night. It was devoid of any interest or drama.

“Apart from its delicious brats, curds and eggers”

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...

Umm, Killer Croc lives under water and is black... Stereotypes broken bitch!!!

In fairness, Melo has seen the Knicks fans sulking in the corner for years. He assumed that is how you show appreciation for great artists.

I think my boss has the same quirk. Only he likes touching my shoulder. And it’s usually with his waist.

You spelled Eric Gordon wrong several times.

These are young men who make a living by being as violent as possible. Add to that money, fame, power, brain trauma, and entitlement, and you get a very dangerous situation.

Step 1 - Fly drone into tree next to hot neighbor girl’s window.

This is the best good Kinja out there. The best...

Real mature man... Make jokes about a serious situation when Carmelo can't even defend himself...

This is my favorite (stolen from someone else):

But you have to admit that Gawker as a whole has a tendency to say, “this person is doing something stupid just to get media attention!!!”, and then write about them ad-nauseam for weeks.

Agree with what you said, but why can’t people feel betrayed by him? The NBA and it’s teams sell fans on spending tons of money because it’s your team and your loyal superstars. You invest money and emotion into these guys. I would argue it’s okay to feel hurt by them leaving because of that investment. Sure it’s…

Interestingly, the main drawback of having eyes on the back of your head would be having to watch yourself defecate.