go ahead and vote for trump you arent fooling anyone

Bernie has pushed the conversation left and forced those who take the money of rich donors over the concerns and hopes of the people defend their actions. That is the gold standard. We need sweeping progressive reform and we needed it decades ago. The “slow rollout” of change hinted at by the centrists is long past…

Truly amazing. How many Federalist society right wing puds are there Trump could have nominated who would have gotten through just fine? But no, Trump had to nominate Perjury Q. Drunkraperton 

And just for a minute, imagine if she could and did describe his dick. All they’d say is that it only proves they had sex, nothing else. Or they’d just say his dick doesn’t look like that and she’s lying and it’s not like we’ll all ever see it to fact check (which...I mean, thank christ for that I guess).

Not good at reading polls or election results, are we?

Probably not go on some insane shouty rant during a congressional hearing (especially when everything is stacked in your favor) while also having the most insane explanations for every piece of circumstantial evidence.

Yeah, except here the answer is more that there was supposed to be an investigation related to Blackout Brett, and it’s pretty clear the FBI did very little investigating.  These accusations are more than likely true, and we are talking about giving a guy a lifetime appointment to a SCOTUS seat, not putting him in…

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Everything the Republicans do is in bad faith. Ignore it.

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

“Me too.”

-Guy who spent 14 hours sculpting spiked mini-skulls this offseason

Steelers fans like him again now

To be a Trump supporter is to lack self-awareness and introspection.

“You know where she says,” Conway begins singing, “‘If you say it on the street that’s a knock out, if you put it in a tweet, that’s a cop out,’ I love that, that basically is Washington in a nutshell.”

When I hear anyone talk about “Antifa” I know I am dealing with a) an idiot, b) a disingenuous liar, or c) both.

Counterpoint: from all accounts, the nickname seems to seriously piss him off, and I enjoy that very much, so I suggest that everyone continue using it. Thank you. 

Goddamn baseball umpires are such fragile little bitches. 

Yep.

Baby’s first mass shooting.