The group is for current and separated Marines. Any of them that are still on active duty would be in deep shit, and possibly those on reserve duty as well.

That comment was as brand new as the first glimmers of dawn.

ATTN: Black Women

my first passport was full-on aileen wuornos.

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

Yeah, I got that a few times when I was younger: “where did you learn how to do THAT?” I don’t know, at the whorehouse where I was working when you picked me? Fuck you.

Yup, I don’t get why this site is so thoroughly confused by the notion that a couple can actually decide not to have sex for personal reasons. It’s pretty damn insulting to all the people who have made those choices when it’s presented as this alien thing that no human can possibly do. It’s like they want to “shame”…

My last serious ex was ‘best friends’ with his ex. Despite living in the same city she only bothered to meet me once during the year and a half we were together, a year in.

I get that but, but an ex-lover is still an ex.

Everytime I’m like relax beyonce is great but you gotta chill then she does shit like this and I’m like nevermind she really is queen. She out here risking electrocution just to bless the kids. SHE DID THAT! !!

To each their own. I find it a revolting encapsulation of everything wrong with people.

It isn’t even the ignorance or stupidity, I think - my mother once pointed out to me, citing a family member as an example, that people who don’t take responsibility for themselves or their lives tend to age well. No real stress, when nothing is ever your fault or even your job.

It’s really a shame they’re related because I get the sense he and Candace would be perfect for each other.

Jesus, Anne. Once an embarrassingly earnest theater dork, always an embarrassingly earnest theater dork.

Also, “good hair”? You have been around black people long enough to know NEVER to say that shit. Foh!

I said “ I think” dickbreath, and I was agreeing with something one of the bloggers said. I didn’t pull anything out of my ass. If I do, though, I’ll be sure to fucking throw it at you. :)

Boaty McBoatface.

I’m not a regular pooper. I go maybe 2-3 times a week, and it’s not uncommon for me to go a week without taking a shit. I’ve been to the doctor, they say it’s fine but to keep track of how often I go. So for the past 4 years or so, I’ve kept track of my pooping. Maybe a year and a half ago, my boyfriend went to Vegas…

I want a Brandy album too. Because I love “Beggin & Pleadin.”