This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

Correction: there was one e-mail chain in which two DNC staffers talked vaguely about spreading some anti-Bernie article (an article that no one has actually found/identified) via undisclosed/undecided means.

Has a New Yorker ever shared their opinion on the difference between bagels in NY and bagels in other cities? I’d be very interested to hear what they think!

They deserve Supreme Court Justice Barack Obama.

Such an original “joke.” Really brave and bold to post it here too.

INCEPTION!

Is that a mural within a mural?

Okay- you know what? You and Zach take alllllll the goddamn mustard. Go on, I won’t stop you! That’s more ketchupy goodness for me and my burgers and hot dogs.

I live here, and I can tell you that 93% of current Seahawks fans couldn’t tell you what position Steve Largent played.

Forever and for always:

Here’s a link to other strength/conditioning coach salaries across the country.

Bill Paxton

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

Thist is true.

That would put him out through Labor Day.

I suppose this is the inevitable start of Tim Tebow’s political career.

I don’t mind Christianity, I don’t even particuarly mind fundimental Christianity, but I will not be lectured on morals by anyone willing to support a narcissistic, hate-filled monster like Trump.

You’re one of those. Awesome.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

“All I’m gonna do is write essays,” Jefferson said. “I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”