@phantom lady: Word. Volatile market, those bushes.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: The sister of my enemy is. my. friend?

@thephoenix: Oh bitch, I got him on SPEED DIAL.

@thebutterfly: Fuck the snorks man. If they're gonna fall victim to predatory lending, they deserve it. That was too much house for them anyway!

@SpecialSnowflake: ::scuttles away with contraband the gospel of Judas tucked under arm::

@thephoenix: The smurfs are fine, they found a job with AIG and got that good bailout money.

@bluebears: Wait, boobies, where?

I keep thinking that soldier boy's tweet is grey because he's tier 2.

@thebutterfly: That sounds ridiculous, but I'm sure somebody has thought of that and is practicing it in a basement somewhere in Montana.

@BlondeGoddess: Yoko Ono's tweets are AWESOME. You must follow.

@thephoenix: I hear they depend a lot on bundle debt annuities. Not stable.

@SpecialSnowflake: Someone's been readin' up on they gideons!

@rd2uk: Blame the government. They're totally censoring the funny tweets.

@thebutterfly: Methinks he must flush out this plan a little bit more. Perhaps contact Suze Orman?

Woah! coding error! Everything's all jumbled!

Good to see priest and nuns in Africa are just as eager as priests and nuns in America to give a big fuck you to the hierarchy and refer people to family planning services anyway.

Why are we just figuring out all of the stuff you can give you kids in utero NOW? That seems kind of, like, important, RIGHT?

Will no longer complain that my backpack is too heavy.

I feel awkward enough when a boy on the bus catches me ogling him. If the vibration of the bus exacerbated the issue, I would probably never leave my house for shame.

@morninggloria: Aaah I see. Yeah, that whole landed gentry thing was more their style.