Incredible. Seriously.

“I feel like something is going on with you/in your life. Are you OK?”

I am so happy for you!

His “daddy didn’t love me” “both my parents hated me” rallies

What about a reboot of Friends with 3 indistinguishable pneumatic “blondes” and 3 loudmouth racist dudes with bold shiny ties and an overabundance of hair gel?

Donny Two Scoops is a pathological liar.

Such fragile egos. Smells like narcissism.

Your friends talk about women like this?

it never occurred to me to complain

Now that I’ve lost weight and get the kind of public attention I always craved, I don’t want it anymore

Power adjacent.

Vulnerable children without attentive caregivers or adults to support them.

Trauma will do that to you.

...and she should know her place.