It's all fun and games until you realize the whopper is angry about Muslims, Feminists, and transgender people using public bathrooms. Don't get him started on this whole "PC" garbage either. And why SHOULDN'T he be allowed to take his gun to the GOP convention?!

2011?

They indicate which states were allegedly using steroids at the time the shows were booked.

"Gawker, of course, plans to appeal all of this, noting in a statement that several other judges have already said that the website’s decision to post the video should be protected under the First Amendment."

GREAT JOB, INTERNET! PRINT JOURNALISM!

Ah, I see what you're saying. I don't really have a problem with a different actor playing the same character 10 or so years earlier than when we first see him in the OT though. If it was Han Solo a year before the events of A New Hope, then yeah, that would take me out of it for sure, but I'm OK with a new guy…

Hm. I don't really see what the problem is. Jack Reynor is 24 and could certainly play a teenager. How old was Han Solo when these events happened? (Assuming that's even what the movie will be about.)

The theories I've heard suggest the movie might feature how Solo ended up with the Falcon and possibly how Chewie's life debt came about. If that's the case, and I believe it might be, then yeah it's going to take place much further back in time than New Hope.

Yes. I always ruin the joke by forgetting to mention the cartel.

The Great Jobs Internet Bill promised great jobs but only delivered an endless stream of mash-up videos and confoundingly popular supercuts of people doing some random specific thing in different movies.

Did you hear about the Mexican magician who said he'd completely disappear on the count of three? "Uno," he began. "Dos…"

I think everyone is technically an alien once they leave their home planet, no?

Yeah, Harrison Ford's charisma really helped him overcome his plain features. Hollywood really took a chance on him. I mean, look at this uggo:

It sounds like a fancy French pastry. Please stop rubbing salve all over my eight-dollar Mintz-Plasse.

Well, baking is more science than art. You probably didn't add enough vitreous humour to the batter.

Gum on my pants or my testicle hanging out of my zipper?

Well, probably because he likely had very little to do with the marketing of a Disney movie.

What Would Jesus Jesus Abrams Do?

Well, yeah, but Joel was offering a completely different kind of show, something that we'll be able to see on TV. And they very easily exceeded the goal of FIVE FUCKING MILLION so obviously nobody thought it was excessive. It's not like the money is secretly funding Joel's new mansion… on the moon… the other secret…

Blood Waters of Dr. Z is one of my faves.