Joust was truly the greatest arcade game ever. It was so interesting, and the physics of it all felt right. You had to know just when to stop flapping so you could glide down to a platform, pick up an egg, and start flying again in one smooth motion. Took a lot of practice. Especially for the bottom deck where the…

Those are DLC.

On the contrary, these people don’t seem to have nearly enough to do if they can sit around all day and play make-believe. 

It’s a scheme. They’re marketing this as a cute waifu companion, but when you get it and turn it on, it’s actually Terry Crews yelling at you to go outside. Terry gets louder and more aggressive the longer you ignore him.

That’s fair. I don’t think anyone “wins”. Historically women get fucked over more so than men and intially I thought her story seems very believable. Given time all it amounted to was her story though. Relationships are tricky and weird. Then he presented texts, she didn’t offer up her proof and 3 ex’s came forward…

Yeah, it’s a case of revealed preferences. All this time, they talked about subscribing to higher principles, and defending the beliefs and integrity of the Founding Fathers, as informed by subsequent thinkers like Abraham Lincoln and the Rev. Martin Luther King.

Sometimes, it’s important not to beat around the bush. What Republicans are uncomfortable with is the fact that the sun is setting on the all the old deflections. The idea that being “falsely” labeled a racist is almost worse than actually being a racist is no longer any more viable than “I have black friends.” Nobody…

I don’t understand who buys these games. I’m like 50 games back-logged in just the Triple A and major indie scene. Who sees this game that is just a bouncing square and pulls the trigger on it? Are there actually gamers out there just trying to scrape the bottom of the Steam barrel for this junk? Who are these people?

They wouldn’t care if Trump was the devil himself, so long as he makes abortion illegal. That’s all they want, is the repeal of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent country-wide criminalization of abortion. Trump’s character has no bearing on their beliefs. In their eyes, his supposed stance on abortion absolves him of all…

I live right in the midst of anti-choice territory. This won’t piss anyone off at all.

who claims to have spanked the president’s bare, unseasoned ass with a rolled Forbes magazine

What’s more disturbing to me (because racists gonna racist) is the other statements about how blacks get everything for free and how we now live in a world where people cut each other off (read: black people feel entitled to cut people off) and it never happened before. That speaks more to me about how well Trump and…

The parts that got me are where she gasps in horror at “populist” messages from the Democrat stage like... what the ever-loving fuck do you think Trump is exactly if not a populist?

“I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

I swear to god male ego has gotten more fragile since the Internet. Like seriously you have to stalk women on fucking Spotify?

Buddy, your kinja usage seems to be for defending Trump, calling out black people, and defending Barstool. You are the the stereotypical “stoolie”.

It’s a movie that takes place on Christmas Eve and shares many themes and motifs with traditional Christmas stories. That’s enough for me. Your mileage may vary.

Of course he grows as a character. He learns to put his pride away and admit his mistakes (“She’s heard me say ‘I love you’ a million times. But she’s never heard me say ‘I’m sorry.’”) He learns to drop his macho bullshit and respect his wife’s autonomy (“This is my wife, Holly Genero.”) By the sequel, we learn that…

But the themes of Die Hard are perfectly in line with the traditional Christmas film. It’s the story of a career-minded individual trying to be reunited with his loved ones for the holidays and learning a lesson about what’s really important along the way. That’s what like 80% of Christmas movies are about. It’s just…

For anyone out there who is still questioning why NFL players choose to kneel, here is your answer, you stupid blind sons of bitches.