I do find it funny that the National Enquirer is forgettable enough that what you’re remembering wasn’t even from them, but rather Weekly World News.

The main issue is that the group The A.V. Club belongs to, Univision, is debt-ridden, as the current owners financed its acquisition this way a decade ago. They have tried for years to create synergies, but the core of the group, the Univision network, has seen its audience, and its profits, dwindle, while it was…

Because who’s going to make garbage? You? You don’t have the commitment!

When arguing about how fucking horrible it is that 45 is literally holding children hostage in cages to try to force Democrats to capitulate to his heinous immigration demands, some asshat who supports the decomposing carrot currently leading our country complained that, “I’m relentless.”

Maybe you just have a gross attitude about life, man.

UPDATE: This is still fine.

Man, I was already so fed up with bad news and then I saw this headline and was like, “Okay! Enough already! Sheesh! I’ve never heard of this person but I get it—everything SUCKS!”

This is fine.

“This fall tune into Glory Hole: Yes Or No, where one man puts his dick in the wall and has to decide if he wants to marry the tongue on the other side. On the other side could be any number of beauties from all around the world with their own political opinions and views on love. But watch out for Steve! Only on FOX.”

If Dumb and Angry has job that lets him live on his own and support himself, who cares if he went to college. I have a master’s and can barely afford to live on my own.

I don’t think it’s the gf’s friends’ fault 100% for thinking that way, though. Late Gen X/Millennial were kind of brainwashed into thinking that…

That seems a little extreme to me. But please, tell me more about your public stoning idea.

No, they should stone him to death in public!

Great. Now you’re going to get the nerds in here arguing whether Hardwick is a True Nerd or faking it for the cred.

Hey man, if you just rape the girl of your dreams, she will fall in love with you!

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I wrote up a whole response to this before I realized it was on Gizmodo where I am grey and nobody would ever see it, and now I can’t find it, so, long story short...

Hate to see Æon Flux get bogged down in convoluted plot threads and non-existent character development. And the last thing Æon Flux needs is gratuitous nudity.

As Stephen writes, Newsweek’s Google search-driven style now “substitutes statistical patterns for human judgment,”

You can optimize your headline for SEO without being gross. When my website was active I spent a lot of time thinking about headlines for SEO reasons, but what they’re doing is essentially flooding out fluff to match what they expect Google algorithms to do. It’s ugly. I can’t imagine it’s bringing in so much revenue…

That’s the real beauty of this silly saga. What Paul experienced was far closer to how things would actually play out in his imagined libertarian utopia than his “best selves” pipe-dreams. Everyones houses would become armed camps overnight, and trips to the local gas station would play out like tactical ops. Except…