americanmeatgoat
American Meatgoat
americanmeatgoat

The term comes from budgeting. On the top sheet the higher paid “creatives” are collected on the top of the page, then the more functionary crew is on the bottom. All the top page folks (actors writers producers) are itemized and tallied up, there’s a line, then separately all the bottom page crew (grips editors etc)

Seriously. His opponent should just say: “If elected, I will work to establish a law stating that it is legal to beat Nathan Larson into a bloody pulp.”

Perfect time for an update

Agreed. A person with potentially monstrous urges who seeks treatment in order to avoid acting on them (and never has) deserves access to that treatment—and to a degree of sympathy, as something has to be absolutely broken in a person’s brain to want to have sex with a kid.

A person who acts on those urges? Prison. And

Like...I’ve long believed that pedophilia needs to be better treated, and that non-practicing (as in those who have never, ever, acted on their urges) pedophiles should be able to pursue treatment more readily.

Anyone can run. You just need are 250 signatures.

Defense of pedophilia is not on a lot of people’s minds, my dude.

“A lot of people are tired of political correctness and being constrained by it,” he told HuffPost. “People prefer when there’s an outsider who doesn’t have anything to lose and is willing to say what’s on a lot of people’s minds.”

Man, hearing about all this fuss over a goddamn acoustic guitar would blow Kurt’s mind.

Chris Cilliza always looks like he shit himself and had the brilliant idea to eat his pants so no one would know.

I have not always agreed with how far Kathy Griffin chooses to take things, or what she’s said and done at times when given a mic—but you bet your ass I agree with her, here.

No way such a punchable face is still sentient.

Is Chris Cillizza sentient? Like, does he has any self-awareness whatsoever? Or has he been designed to remain in an endless loop of obliviousness, destined to churn out inappropriately cheery bullshit for all of eternity?

Police later found an unloaded gun in his back pocket, and determined his BAC had been nearly five times over the legal limit. 

Not sure, but I think he was on another balcony, on the other side, separated by a wall between them. If that’s the case, it was probably a very awkward angle, making it even riskier to pull the kid up as Gassama was able to do.

Why did you omit the most important and relevant tweet he ever made?

For republicans? Never. They use “The Constitution” as a shield for doing unconstitutional things. They don’t give a fuck about the constitution. The cherry-pick from it as much as they do their bibles.

At what point does his complete inability to fulfil his oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States actually become an issue?