Right? All part of God’s plan, unless God’s plan was for him to lose then it is a conspiracy.

Total political witch hunt! It’s all the fault of the Soros-Clinton MSM—telling people what day the election is, where their polling-places are, & what the facts are about each candidate. Disgraceful, just disgraceful.

It was a massive conspiracy! Hundreds of thousands of Alabamans conspired to vote for someone else!

*guffaw!* I had no idea that sloppy transliterations of my impatient speech counted as vocabulary items, but— color me extremely flattered by it. :)

Sure, hon, you are totally worth $40m worth of ANY kind of effort. Mmm-hm. Biiiig huge conspiracy. And that’s what fucked up your life, as opposed to your doubling-down on your pedophilia and giving yourself another yard of rope every time you open your fat redneck mouth. Hokay.

I would definitely pay for a chance to break his face.

I prefer the one where he explodes in Sonic The Hedgehog rings:

Oh, thank you so much! I laugh until I wee myself every time I watch this! I have forgotten about the reverse-screen punches timed with he backbeats!

I don’t condone blah blah blah but I can’t stop laughing.

Jackboots don’t have straps.

He should consider holding a “punch me in the face” fundraiser. Leverage his assets where they can bring the most value.

Dr. Cone was a Christian that Christ would actually recognize as one. We need more like him and he will be greatly missed.

Republicans: Let’s compare Michelle Obama to animals, or should we just make jokes that insult both her and transgender people?* Or we can call her Moochelle, because ... so funny! Maybe a cartoon with her compulsively eating fried chicken.

Pat, I’d like to buy a trowel TO BURY THESE MF’ERS

This guy right here

If you feel like breaking your brain, I invite you to dive down the rabbit hole of evangelical legal scholars who legit believe the First Amendment was only intended to apply to distinctions between Christian sects, and does not protect any other faith against discrimination.

Conroy had to go. Preaching such a radical theme of actual fairness for everyone? And then letting a Muslim speak? Oh no, can’t have any of that madness pass. No sireee, Bob Mercer.

Well there is a simple answer for you.

I am so fucking sick of this shit. Mainstream and prominent conservatives endlessly mocked Michelle Obama for having the audacity to look good while wearing fairly moderate sleeveless dresses and wanting to ensure children ate well! They both intimated as well as outright called her a man and a monkey/ape! Those that…

Maybe Trump wanted to get Avenatti something nice for his birthday?