Because you work at the Dollar Store during the Christmas rush, and you’re spending all that remains of your mental energy looking straight ahead, concentrating on staying vertical, and hoping that nobody makes you cry today.

I usually try to not to stoop to this level, but:

Why is Ted twisted?

Acknowledged that in that whole “war crimes committed against Crimea” section, but thanks for playing the, “I didn’t read the comment before I got up my own ass in my hurry to be self-righteous” game!

Y’know, it would honestly be really nice if we could have even semi-normal relations with Russia. I know, I know, that sounds horrible in the current climate, but just stay with me for a second:

It was only because Russia was able to capitalize on the western front opened by the US (and the UK, Canada, and a host of…

He dropped out of school in 10th grade, but the gays and blacks with 10 kids are why his 21 year old ass couldn’t get a retail or fast food gig. Okay.

“he couldn’t find a job in fast food or retail”

Probably a little of both.

You see? This is exactly what Wuco is angry about. He is furious right now because he can’t tell if you were feeling happy or feeling homosexual thoughts last night. Why do you have to confound him???

I was feeling pretty gay the other night when Jones won.

He wants to take the word “gay” back.

With all the “X is dying because of millennials” which is mostly BS. One thing millennials did kill was music. Pop is pop and will always be within certain parameters. But can any of you say that hip hop, rock, or any other type of music is better now? I’ve become old now, and I’ve really tried, but music sucks these…

Yeah he really did say that https://genius.com/a/post-malone-thinks-new-hip-hop-is-lacking-real-sh-t

He’s used racial slurs. He’s gone hardcore cultural appropriation. He’s also stated, outright, that people speaking out about real matters that are affecting the poor and the racially disenfranchised are less “real” than a guy who just talks about himself.

Hot take: Post Malone is a racist, upper-middle class, propped-up-by-daddy, slur-using-white-boy, that has no talent whatsoever.

It’s starting to seem like Trump himself is going to be just the weapon we always needed to smash the GOP to a bloody pulp. He’s been right under our noses this whole time. Weird.

For one, that story made me feel so gross. Just ewwwww! Who tells a story like that?! Who laughs during a story like that?! It also reminds me of something a comedian (maybe Chris Rock, but I’m not 100%) once said. You don’t get kudos for stuff you’re supposed to do. Roy Moore doesn’t get a “good job” for leaving an…

Uh... Excuse me. I was told that there would be 14 year-olds here.

“If the project was double teaming a cute 14 year old, sure I’d work with him!”