I would sometimes go out drinking with a work buddy, and when we had to cab it home she would always insist she goes home first. I thought it was silly the first time, but then I realized there are things guys just don't worry about.

If it's a good company and the billionaire owner wanted to goof around, what the fuck do I care? I get your thing, that, to feminists men being 'humiliated' by dressing like women is your blackface, but pick better battles.

Regarding snakes.

Public Park. My wife likes to go for 5 mile walks, and I like to cover food with habanero sauce. So I'm taking a crap in a stall with no doors and this dude just walks over and starts chatting with me. You gonna be long? Hey my name's Bill, how you like this summer heat? The fuck?

Thanks for your professional opinion Doctor Getsnopuss. In my younger days I did an extensive study of the lady-parts in all their various configurations, and at no point in my research did I find myself in a position (and there were so many positions) where I thought 'This vagina disappoints me'. If you're making…

If you have a rat problem, you need a good cat. Not one of those stupid purebred things, the kind of cat you get from a shelter. My cat looks like a fat fluffy dickbag, but when we had a rat problem a few years ago he turned out to be a master rat assassin. The rats nested in palm trees and would sneak into my…

To compare her to classics in American literature and ask 'Why is it okay for Bukowski to be a drunk, but we poke fun at Marnell?' is to ignore the nature of the work itself. Bukowski was the poet laureate of the working class poors, with over 60 published works. Bukowski was a drunk, but his work was about the…

On The Walking Dead, I agree. I keep watching it, but I haven't liked it since Season 1.

Dante's Inferno? Why would you read an old book when new books are coming out all the time?

Patricia on the PS4: Waah, why don't they have some highly paid female Sony execs out there. Women are an oppressed minority.

Kids need to play in Hardcore Mode so they know what it was like playing Rogue, Telengard, and Wizardry. That's the problem with kid's today, they don't know about consequences, they don't know about digging too deep.

Here's a link to the Penny Arcade comic. Shitcock.

You can buy or pirate The Story of Mojang, a documentary about how fucking wrong you are, if you need Peter Molyneaux, Penny Arcade, and Stephen Totilo to explain why you're so stupid.

Notch made a product. People liked the product, and paid Notch money for the product. Maybe your (possibly fictional) innovators and refiners should look into why people don't want to pay money for their products.

Regarding ID badges, I worked for a company archiving government records, and one location we all had to wear badges, we were instructed to hide our badges off-site, and they were also keycards to access parts of the building. One jerkoff thought it would be funny to try their card in other places. He ended up on the…

I'll be a Liverpool FC fan till death, but yeah, this.

Hey, why am I Green Lantern?

Apparently you've never met my accountant.

There isn't a MASSIVE JUMP in gun related violence, or violent crime in general in the United States. Our violent crime rates are much higher than most other OECD countries, but it's been steadily declining since a high in the 1990s. I don't have a problem with tightening up gun laws, but our violent crime problem is…

The dead walk many roads between the world of the living and the afterlife, and eventually they all end up here. The last salon, the final haircut.