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Fuck, I wish you lot were being persecuted because then maybe you would stop whining for a single goddamn second.

He had to publicly apologize to Ford, in mandarin.

That is the shadow you are seeing outside the red zone

Click bait” is a sensationalized or exaggerated headline meant to increase the chances of someone reading an online article. Sadly, there was nothing sensational about this headline, which talks about interstate travel on a transportation blog site. All you did was expose what side of the issue you’re on. Now off you

fuck you, leave

Aw yes, those late model C3s were just plain ugly. Why I can barely stand to look at it.
/s

I concur with Jose’s love of the C4. I still dream of owning one in a cherry red, drop-top, and the goofy digital instrumentation.

Zahn McClarnon was also great on Reservation Dogs, as a quite different cop than the cynical Matthias on Longmire. The episode about his character and the murderous “deer woman” was the highlight of s1 to me. 

Zahn McClarnon was great in Westworld. 

I cannot recommend it enough. And while the adventure alone makes it worth it, you may also learn how to navigate without GPS. Through this trip and others I’ve learned how to get across the country without needing a digital voice telling me how to get there.

Funny enough, this site has given me the freedom to do whatever I wanted, and I can’t thank it enough for that. Now, I don’t worry about having all sorts of strings and whatnot stuck to me.

It feels weird to be just a commenter again! :)

Mercedes-Your writing is amazing! Thanks for sharing your talent with us.

Congrats, Bradley! This is an excellent farewell piece. Hope your new gig is awesome, and maybe I’ll see you out on the roads out west in my TourX or on whatever bike I get next. Shiny side up!

This is my 2430th—and final—blog as this site’s night man. After five years of writing here almost every day, I am moving on to pursue a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I will still occasionally publish some freelance posts here, and really want to see what Bob can do with the place.

Sir Herb has said we can’t do

Imagine being this triggered.

Raising Arizona is my all-time favorite movie, in no small part to Cage’s performance. He has amazing comic timing and delivery when he chooses (his Bad Lieutenant a prime example). But I don’t know how many casual fans under 30 he could possibly have based upon his work the last 20 years. Meanwhile if you know him

There’s juts not enough of it though

Oh wow.  Can’t wait to see what this next chapter is but also feel like this is a bit of a eulogy for Jalopnik.  There are still some great folk around here (looking at you, Mercedes) but what has kept me coming back despite all the GMG BS is Torch and David.  Good luck to all!

I had been reading Jalopnik for a little while, but I remember making an account to just to comment when Jason’s VW had been spotted after being stolen. I’ll miss Jason’s sense of humor and snark, and I’ll miss David’s penchant for hopeless rust buckets. I hope nothing but the best for you guys!