I hope every person here who writes “But bicyclists break traffic laws!” has never driven one mile an hour over the speed limit because surely you wouldn’t have a double standard. 

DUI-related incidents are unacceptable, period. Fight me.

But you’re ok with the drunks enjoying the roads though?

The day a cyclist “blows through an intersection” t-bones a minivan and kills the occupants your argument, or thought, might begin to make sense.

I’ve ridden with a lot of pro and semi-pro cyclists over the years. As a rule, they generally follow the laws scrupulously because they know the cost of running the wrong stop sign or riding in the lane when there’s an adequate shoulder. You are basically trying to excuse the killing of a top notch pro by blaming…

This is Jalopnik. This is what Jalopnik does.

She’s one of those people you’d gladly be happy if her music started sucking as long as it meant she was doing okay.

Maybe. Went to. William Shatner. School. Of. Acting.

the Julien Baker album is certainly the one I have been waiting for. “Faith Healer” is incredible, I actually just wish it was longer.  There are a ton of bands who are due for a new album and I would really like to hear from. Particularly Panda Bear, Neon Indian, M83, Neko Case. I’m trying to find new artists but…

At least the Frontier has 4-wheel disc brakes.

“Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime”

We already know the thickness, so a measurement of volume is irrelevant. The question at that point is what is the surface area steel that thick could cover.

Does she get 72 virgins? cause that would be kind of a bummer because they are really not that good at the sex. 

Trump isn’t going to piss off the Cayman Islands right before he leaves office, lol.

“I thought the album cover was very tasteful.”

The senate election prospects in 2022 looks very bad for republicans.

That these sorts of people exist is so profoundly depressing and terrifying. What are these inbred, slack jawed, knuckle dragging, assholes in their bro-dozer pick-ups going to do when Biden wins? They don’t seem to have much of a limit - terror tactics on the street. Plotting to kidnap and kill Governors?…

You’re not against what they did?

Lordy, that was a very short list, I was expecting a bit more from it than that.

Also, I’ve recently discovered the films of Masaaki Yuasa and fell madly in love with them, “Mind Game”, “Lu Over The Wall” and “The Night Is Short, Walk On Girl” are all absolutely amazing, and while not quite as good I did enjoy “Ride…

Wear a mask you fucking clown. I’m surprised a science denier even knows what an app is. Go actually read some scientific literature you imbecile.