Tallahassee Police investigated and cleared Winston of any wrongdoing in that last turnover!

To quote my friend Nick, this is schadenfreude so thick and rich you can drizzle it over pancakes.

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.

Good, Get a real job you ambulance chasing scumbag...

Well, my excuse to my wife when she caught me nose deep in my buddy's ass was that my nose was numb, so who am I to judge? Coincidentally, I also live in Detroit and am a Lions fan.

There's a player who draws a fiiiiine

He's looking for the internet.

Calm down, Nancy. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

If only he had done this against the Bruins and jack Edwards was calling the game. That would have been beautiful to hear.

Sure, it's a vintage drifter now. But have you seen PCU? The perfect choice for a late '80s/early '90s yuppie.

This looks cold, wet, tired and hungry.

If you're going to apologize in public (and Twitter is public), you should learn how to spell apologize.

I hate to see a good man punished in the light of irrefutable evidence that he is a fucking dickhead.

I didn't know PFT Commenter was an Aggies assistant! And on Sprint!

When I look at this photograph, I can't help but to think that maybe making cars isn't what Volkswagen should be doing.

"I heard Jim Harbaugh got a job! Yo, I'm proud of him man." "Yeah... let's rob him."

On the plus side, he totally completed the trifecta.

We do publish a short-form, profanity-free version of each Foodspin recipe over on my personal Kinja blog, for people who just want some instructions they can follow. Here's the one for lobster tails: