americanitis
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americanitis

The one you posted is the ragtop, which isn't a bad looking car, top up or down. The one they posted is the ugly h/t coupe.

Why'd you buy it, what with that perfectly good e30 there in the background?

Yeah, how this isn't Numero Uno, I'll never know.

I know; it was a joke, jeez :)

Yes, I have; I used to live <5 miles from the Pocono track in Long Pond PA.

People don't like NASCAR; they like the crashes.

Yes, but it's Tesla who is going to ruin the car buying experience by getting rid of the dealership...LMAO

The good news is that the fuel pump is easier than a divorce! hahaha

That's what I told my ex wife: better gas, fill it before it's below 1/4 tank. She didn't listen, so I got to replace the fuel pump. And the wife, eventually. Wish I still had the Volvo though lol.

Here's my addition: If you have/make money, and your SO doesn't and has no interest in doing so, don't get married.

You forgot fuel pumps and fuel pump relays, control arms/bushings, strut bearings, and anything plastic in the interior that moves and gets touched by at least one sunbeam during its life.

"One New Englander leader of long ago saw all three of his wives and all but three of his twelve children die of smallpox."

Mitt Romney's family had smallpox?

When my son was born, I insisted we buy an 850 Wagon.

Right, and a lot of anonymous "feminists" on the Internet don't have the courage to admit that women are also commonly perpetrators of domestic violence against men, like this example here. The difference is that the men usually get punished.

Clearly, Beardo Beck needs to give his dance-off trophy to White Beyoncé here.

So what would Jezebel have to say about this if, say, a man did this to his ex-wife's car because she cheated?

Maybe at $50-$100 this would be an attractive accessory.

I just watched the PBS Frontline documentary on the NFL concussion issue: "League Of Denial."

Even better!!

I want to buy my next car on Amazon.