All of their sites, other than maybe Lifehacker and i09, are like this. To be clear, I wasn't trying to be a jerk; I just think that most people know what they're getting into when they come to Gawker sites, and it's usually cursing and smugness wrapped around a nugget of someone else's reporting. Although, I do find…

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Because how would my 6 y/o and dog fit in that at the same time, with groceries, camping shit, etc.?

You should see Phoenix drivers when we get a bit of rain...you'd think it was snowing here with how shitty and slow people get. It's unbelievable.

You should see Phoenix drivers when we get a bit of rain...you'd think it was snowing here with how shitty and slow people get. It's unbelievable.

Agreed. A sedan is pretty much the least-useful, least decent-looking auto platform there is. I've never owned anything that wasn't a wagon, hatch or 2-seater sports car, and I've had probably 20-25 cars over the years. Closest was an older Mustang coupe, which look nice I guess, but I HATED the separate trunk. And…

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Funny, I always thought Busch Pounders looked different...

I love how all these big, strong, manly, macho GOP Wingnut "conservatives (they are anything but)" are always being picked on and attacked by everyone all the time.

You forgot CB Radio and red interior :)

Yes, he also sucked in the Florida-Florida State game too.

Yes, he certainly lit up Mariota and the Ducks in their game.

Well, at least the guy's smoking, and not the wrecked Ferrari for once!

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Agreed!

Hahaha yup, I use mine in the 110+ summer days here too! Never thought I'd do that; my last car was a Wrangler with no a/c, windows, or doors...more heat was the LAST thing I thought I needed :)

Same thing for me in PHX: I actually made fun of myself for having them, but they ARE nice after the gym, hiking, cold mornings, etc. Not sure how I lived almost 40 yrs without them!

I thought buying a used car with heated seats in Phoenix was silly, until that first winter showed up to remind me that in fact, it DOES get cold here during winter mornings.

<<—JOKE ABOUT CHEAP-LOOKING BLACK-PAINTED WHEELS—>>

He's commuting to his interview with Seth Rogan and James Franco.