Real men eat 5 Filets-O-Fish in one sitting.

Yes and no. Major manufacturers in the US buy their potato crops well ahead of time and pay on delivery according to criteria of quality. The best American potatoes were purchased long ago. The only potatoes available for export are going to be below average quality.

#4 Foamy and filled with ice shards? Its a manhattan, not a margarita from Chevys. Shaking is for drinks with fruit juice in them to make them light and frothy. Manhattans should not be light and frothy—they should be a clear, cold, garnet gems. Proper stirring, utilizing patience, can easily chill a drink just as…

That would actually be less insulting to me than their product.

Evan should be at the top of this list.

if anyone ever sees me drinking a bud light lime, I am signaling you that I am about to be kidnapped.