Skins D should still be better than last season. Not really fair to judge their performance based on one game against a team that’s arguably a SB contender with an elite QB and WR. Antonio Brown makes every secondary look bad. On the other hand, why would you ever rely on the Redskins defense?

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

Raising your arm over your head after the national anthem is totally disrespectful. As soon as I figure out who should be offended, I’ll update my post.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

aww I miss Ann Curry.

He is completely insufferable. See: Ann Curry.

He means the receiver’s head. If you spear them in the head with your helmet or your shoulder pad it makes no difference.

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

I’d do it. I’d totally do it. Sign me up for that train wreck. I find him weirdly sexy and he clearly has some kind of crazy charisma.

Try explaining an 8 year gap on your resume caused by raising the child you birthed out the vagine. I’m convinced that I’d have an easier time finding work as a paroled felon. Advanced degrees and an awesome resume? Too bad you shat out a bebe, honey. You’ll never work in this town again!

Maybe Carlos Danger needs the rush of meeting new women more than he needs the security of a marriage. Maybe he has poor impulse control. Maybe he can’t cope with the isolation of having a spouse that travels so much. Maybe he’s having trouble coping with how his bad behaviour cost him a hugely promising political…

That’s not actually Johnny Football commenting.

I respect him for taking a stand in something he believes in, but I find it a little, wacky I guess considering this country also gave him the opportunity to play in the NFL and make a million bucks sitting on a bench. I know...that shouldn’t matter and it’s also a way he can have a platform. And maybe it’s because…

Not NEARLY delusional enough to be the NFL’s Derrick Rose...

Yeah, he kind of gave the wrong answer to the question which is how this whole mess got started. Instead of answering “CBD oil”, he should have answered “fuck you, that’s what’s in the vape”

Despite my lack of a robust work ethic, I can still, amazingly, identify people with strong work ethics, although, other times not so much.

There’s absolutely no call for comments like this. I edit my work—we all do—but the night moves quickly and sometimes there are slip-ups. Please use this space to engage kindly and thoughtfully.

Isn’t the entire paragraph the punchline?

In Soviet Russia takes issue burning hot you!