Yeah, beat me to it.

“All-to-common”. This guy ain’t all that bright, is he?

And I respect you. A statement like the one I made does not imply that there are absolutely no exceptions. There are good people.

When I drop my kids off at school, the last thing I say to them is, “Smell ya later!”

Aniston herself seems to be very much over it - yet people want to constantly paint her as bitter and hung up on her ex when from all appearances she’s moved on with her life as well.

I doubt he has the tolerance level to enjoy Manziels level of highs

“I’m the same person I’ve always been.”

Yup. As a Buckeye alumnus and fan, I’ve been a fan for years. She and the other parents in this draft class have been some of the most ‘public’ sports parents and they’re all pretty great.

Good lord, she’s amazing.

We found the freshman philosophy major.

Theirs a differance bitween shortaning ur sentences with net abbrevs and strait up bucharing the Englis langwage.

You need to find it, immediately. It’s 2015-era Paris Hiltons without any of the humanity of the Kardashians.

Holy shit. Thank you for your final sentence, otherwise I’d have been haunted by this all day. :(

jeezus christ you suck

Normally I avoid snarky comments when the article involves innocent children being harmed or worse.

I’m not taking it well.

Things that have made my child cry: 1) he has to go to daycare. 2) he has to come home from daycare. 3) the waffles at the diner were the wrong shape. 4) the guy he just waved at turned out NOT to be 1996 Steve from Blues Clues. 5) It’s windy.

This is so stupid but I can’t stop laughing

Where it seems as if there’s a soft light all around your face. No, the left is the only one that accurately depicts a flash hitting your face, you cannot do that with just a camera with the photo on the right.