Totally agree.

Dad?

This guy gets it. He's going places.

"Peace and love, peace and love."

Yep. Compound fracture in his arm. Way to go, Jesus.

[picks up comment and hurls it across the room just as it emits a tiny amount of smoke and maybe like a couple of sparks and then makes a sizzling noise]

Fleshlights.

Please rephrase as Simpsons quote.

No

Are you bringing weed?

"I'm so excited, I'm so….scared"

That dad's expression though.

Must have been something awesome at the other end of that trip. Louisiana maybe?

Yeah well you drove through Mississippi with a flat spare so don't go gettin' too proud of how much smarter you are.

Conspiracy probably. I'll bet it has something to do with those gators.

Investigative Reporting: Leonora LaPeter Anton and Anthony Cormier of the Tampa Bay News and Michael Braga of the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.

Nailed it.

I blame Don Draper.

"You did such a great job, Stipe just not in the way that you're thinking. But really, good job."

Quiet part loud/loud part quiet and so on and so forth…