Shits on indie wrestlers like he would into a handbag backstage!

Orton is such a piece of fucking garbage.

Alright, so this is obviously taking the logic to an extreme degree, but does that mean that if someone put out a mod that allowed you to rape people in the game, would you install it? After all, there’s nothing in the lore that says you can’t rape people, and that sort of thing was certainly more common during that…

HAHA

Right. That’s what I’m saying. But I don’t see any mods out there putting books into the game justifying their invincibility, just ones that’ll let you kill’em.

Keep your dead children. I’ll take swearing crabs with monocles and top hats over “Immersion” every time.

If they justified the kids miraculously surviving the explosion in the lore, sure.

I’d be all for a mod that turned children into terrible killing machines if you attacked them.

So you wouldn’t have fought as hard to save the regular family if they didn’t have a kid?

Jerk.

So, again, the issue isn’t the fact that kids are invincible. It’s that their invincibility isn’t explained in the lore.

I don’t care one way or the other but don’t pretend like “realism” and “immersion” are the issue in your dragon-flying ass demigod game. Just admit you wanna kill some kids.

“Because their innocence and naivete is what keeps them protected”

The thing is, if you’re not already working your ass off to save the innocent adults I don’t think adding the kids into it is going to change your mind on that...

Yeah I’m sure that’s happening a bunch...

So if there was a piece of lore in the game that said that kids were “Protected by the gods” or whatever...Problem solved?

Because the immortal children are what’s breaking the realism of your dragon flying-ass demigod game. Okay.

Man when I was a kid they would just include games or an extra controller or something.

Anyone else read that headline quick and see “Birthday Cake Anal”?

Can you also have them fake beat you up to get out of a date that isn’t going well?

wtf where are all the motorcycles?

It’s not an ad for the burger, ding dong...