Yes, someone invite the Jezzies over here to comment.

I take it you’ve never had to deal with anything serious in your life if yesterday was the hardest of your life. How cushy

God, young libtard Americans are pathetic fucking snowflakes. Hopefully this will go motivate you to actually participate in the democratic process. You know, finish your acai bowl and smoke a joint first though, while you’re struggling to make it as a “writer” in the “new economy,” and your parents are looking to…

I’m a grown-up.

Woke up, ate breakfast, and went to fucking work like every other person that has to put food on the table every night. Life goes on.

And yet arguing against conventional wisdom represents 95% of the article output from the analytic community - “You thought X was good at Y, but really he’s not. Here’s the equation that proves it.”

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

^^^Cuz faux nooz tol m sos. Derp

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

“Do you have a 401k? Yes?”

Gawker Media’s game is picking one or two things (HS football deaths, gun violence, and college sexual assault to name a few) and then just report on every single one as if it’s the first time it’s ever happened to try and convince you that it’s happening at a much higher rate than it ever has (regardless of whether…

I’m sure a bunch of sports writers will have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Except that the first line is “please don’t retract yesterday’s statement” which makes no sense because it’s talking about something that was deleted.

That video cured my insomnia alright!

“literally beat the shit out of Whetstine at the U.S. championships, breaking Whetstine’s nose and dislocating his thumb.”