So, essentially, Trump is finally admitting that his tariffs hurt American consumers and are not, in fact, completely paid for by China.

I prefer my chicken free-range and hormone and hate free.

But don’t expect it to be your ticket to a bunch of new electronic toys if your credit history doesn’t sparkle.

I mean, I’ve experienced three shootings in my nearly 30-year life and zero heart attacks, but ok.

Leave your fucking shoes on, you monsters.

Got this exact call and when they said I had to go to my nearest store to get visa gift cards, I asked how fast they needed them, and acting like I was racing out of the house. They said don’t hang up or my account would be compromised as they were holding off the scammers. I stayed on and used my wifes phone to…

On the plus side, no one else can pair equipment with your Mac either, so now you’re safe!

No one buying a Harley is young enough to still have a living mother

Yet you comment on an iOS article, just to say you don’t use iOS.

Yeah their line-level employees don’t get the right PSI when inflating tires so that’s definitely a reflection of the accuracy of their parts databases?

Don’t.

There’s a term for it (well, at least there’s a term for it in one of my friend groups, wherein we had one such couple): dopplebangers.

I wonder if they’ll kill of kratos in 2(5) after having him killed most of the Norse pantheon and have Atreaus finish the job in 3(6).

She’s a nurse, not a funeral director

Of all the reactions to this story in the comments (many of them rightly condemning DD and pushing for a lengthy—if not lifetime—Twitch ban, because holy violation of privacy, Batman), the dude who felt the need to trot out “but what about the women who stream with visible cleavage” is perhaps my favorite.

And by…

Where does she says she’s surprised? Pretty sure the Heaven part is the new revelation. 

Amateur beekeepers like me are always looking for swarms.  Basically what you’re seeing is a fresh colony surrounding what’s usually a fresh queen.  It’s free honey for us and free pollination for all of us. 

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

We’ve done a piss poor job of things. The dumbest of us think questioning yourself is a weakness.