You’ve never heard of Schrodinger’s entrepreneur? She’s responsible for all her company’s success, and also has nothing to do with her company. She really can do it all! Amazing.

I thought that was weird too, but I think it’s a clue that somewhere there’s a Democratic President right now. We just have to get to that timeline.

Hmm I never noticed her forehead except I thought it was rather small. So I googled and it looks like it’s flattening out. This picture does her no favours, hence why I’m posting it ;)

Say not such blasphemies! *rubs your neck*

Dobby at Denver Zoo had the same issue and is doing great. Look at dat face.

Julius!

It’s their second baby giraffe in recent months, though this one had a rockier start than young Willow, who you can go and visit right now. Julius and his mom are gonna be out of view for a bit still.

Is that floof on top some sort of horn adjacent, do you think? Protective horn floof? Proto-horn?

Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo also has a new giraffe! It’s a girl! She has no name yet! Look at those lashes!

Kaia Gerber’s hair cut is not a shag. Not even remotely shag like. Jane Fonda in Klute, Carol Brady- those were shags. And sorry, but Khloe K is gross, just like her gross sisters.

Someone once tried to tell me Lana del Ray was the 21st century Stevie Nicks. At that moment, I decided to never speak to her again.

Robert Del Naja is an artist himself and he does use his voice for good. So if indeed Banksy is Del Naja, well...

This was the reaction from jezebel about the doxxing of Elena Ferrante and the tone was so different from the snarky dismissiveness of unmasking Banksy in this post. I wonder, do you not recognize him as an artist at all, or should only (female?) writers enjoy the privilege of anonymity?

You know how there’s a kid in high school that draws a cartoon of Bugs Bunny suckling from the teet of a cow, and the cow has a dollar sign on it, and then the kid is like, “MY ART IS SOCIAL COMMENTARY!”

That’s basically Banksy. It’s very surface level social commentary that feels more like the graffiti equivalent of a…

Why the Banksy hate Jezebel? This article sounds like the kid at school who is too cool for EVERYTHING and hates it ALL.

Damn, I just saw the pic and thought “uh no, that’s the white dude from Massive Attack” (I confess I had a crush on him in the ‘90s). Love and behold, I got it right for once!

Oh great. Here comes all the hate and criticism despite the fact that Banksy has always produced pretty thoughtful and often social justice oriented free art.

Damn my nephew plays little league. Should I freak his parents out and recommend a chest protector? No telling how those kids will hit a ball.

I work in fine jewellery and take in watches for repair, sometimes. When someone’s complicated $10,000 Swiss watch is disrupted somehow, we very often trace it back to sports (usually golf) if they are a lefty. The secondary impact with which you hit the ball is enough to jar the complications to the degree that they…