I am currently looking at an email that I received on Monday at work that has an inspirational message (?) on it. I work at a very large financial firm that you have heard of. The message is “Keep the faith in Christ!!!”. No, it’s not in a wierd font ... but that’s kind of bizarre to have on your signature for…

The professional who has it on her email is a psychologist who specializes in child trauma. SO FUCKED UP.

Jesus Christ that’s depressing/insane. I was all set to talk about how weird the “Wag more, bark less” one I saw was because it’s basically “smile, honey” in email form. But it’s not even in the ballpark of “my child is dead, so enjoy life while you can before some cruel chance rips it away.”

Omg YES. Thanks for using that MLK quote in your signature to show how woke you are.

I don’t know if we’re the best example at the moment

I’m so petty it’s ridiculous. When I first started reading, I started to imitate him. “That is the look.” I also call Prince Harry “Prince Hot Ginge” aloud to others without even realizing it.

I’m right there with you on being able to remember any useless celebrity tidbit, but not much else. Oh well, at least it indulges my petty, catty nature!

I refresh his site way too much. I have an encyclopedia full of useless celebrity knowledge that is probably taking up brain space I need for scholarly things. Whenever something “big” happens, my first thought is “What is Michael K’s take on this?” The comment section is pretty bleak, though.

I’m not talking about anything publicists said. I actually never heard any stories about George Michael’s personal life before he came out. I’m talking about what George Michael and Andrew (other guy in Wham) themselves said when reflecting on George’s sexuality. George talked about how he realized he was gay after…

I used to think that Gwyneth Paltrow was well-intentioned, albeit tone-deaf and naive to her privilege. I don’t know why THIS is the straw that broke the proverbial camel’s back, but I now loathe her (from the People story):

Michael K is a gift the world doesn’t deserve!

I found a link to a website that offers basic advice on caring for a baby bat that wanders into your house!

Watching these Britney videos I’ve come to realize my life is the direct opposite of Britney spears, like if we ever met in real life we would cancel each other out, like when a subatomic particle collides with its respective antiparticle, such as an electron colliding with a positron with the result being…

Me too! That was me complete reaction to that video. It’s like she’s a girl I knew in high school who went through some rough times and I’m not friends with her or anything, but I’m just really really glad she seems to be happy and healthy again. This actually made my morning significantly better.

Kim K: I really miss having a baby around.

Knock Crocs if you want, but I have a pair of Santa Cruz under my desk at work for when I shuck the motorcycle boots. Very comfortable and they’ve held up pretty decently for 2.5 years of use.

Knock Crocs if you want, but I have a pair of Santa Cruz under my desk at work for when I shuck the motorcycle…

Somewhat unrelated, but similarly contested, Birkenstock is making an EVA sandal now, similar to Croc material. They are inexpensive, super comfy and great for working outside, gardening, and dealing with your kid who thinks dumping water on you is the height of hilarity.

Somewhat unrelated, but similarly contested, Birkenstock is making an EVA sandal now, similar to Croc material. They…

THAT is a blog post I’d happily read. And would be a much better use of animated GIFs as well.

Not into the messy backgrounds, lo-res photos/GIFs, fake-cutesy facial expressions, or a lack of a clear theme.

Lipstick Queen’s formulas are all different; I don’t think the Chess line is intended to be true super-ultra mega-long-wearing matte, but rather a “creamy matte” hybrid. Their “Sinners” line is probably their longest-wearing, and are slightly more matte (and also drier) than the Chess ones. I’m partial to the…