Suppressed? He looks like the one who brought Trump into the warm embrace of NAMBLA.

“Shitty wig” is mandatory for joining Team Trump leadership. Did you see Paul Manafort’s dollar-store rug?

Damn. And here I thought that the staff of Deadspin’s eleventy billion sub blogs convened a special meeting to marvel at my nonpareil contributions, and universally acclaim me pas en grisaille across the Deadspin galaxy.

This analysis is more insightful than 3 hours of gumflappery from CNN’s nightly panel of eight.

FYI, one of the best novels I’ve ever read isJames McManus’ Going to the Sun. And yes, the road plays a pivotal part.

NBC strikes an amazing embedded sponsorship deal promoting the new season of Law and Order: SVU.

Shocker! Handy infection mnemonic: One (eye) from the pink; two from the stink.

These NFL players really oughta think about getting themselves a union.

I love that a festering, pus-filled, NAMBLA-loving fever blister has anointed himself the arbiter of hotness.

Kinja Yips sounds like a fatal disease caused by an exotic brain-eating amoeba.

Si. De acuerdo.

I hear that their snazzy leather helmets were certainly Top 5.

I’m in.

Chocolate fudge at #6????? Treason! The frosted Chocolate Fudge Poptart is MORE American than apple pie. If I had a flagpole, I would fly 50 Chocolate Fudge Poptarts on it to demonstrate my patriotism.

LOLOLOLOL. You said “CNN” and “journalists” in the same post!

Show me here on the Ken doll where the girlz hurt you.

Yooge questions!!! If Trump isn't a major NAMBLA donor and supporter, then why hasn't he publicly said so? Logically, the only conclusion is that Trump is the moral and financial engine behind NAMBLA.

Daggett’s voice makes nails on a chalkboard seem melodious. What he actually says is even worse.

No DVR where I’m currently staying; if I so much as blink, I miss the fleeting instant NBC flashes times or standings.

Canadian Olympic coverage is fantastic. Lived close enough to the border in 2000 to watch the Sydney games Canuck-style. Loved it.