There was an amazingly insightful article in Slate from a forensic psychologist, I think, anyway, someone who is expert in diagnosing criminal psychology and perverts, that illuminated some of the aspects of these kinds of crimes really accurately. I think it’s still up on their main page: “Why Do Men Force Women to…

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Is he a father of daughters or was he at the time? I understand that — in spite of the evidence of all of human history — fathering daughters turns dudes into Aware Feminist Gentlemen.

Even if you take this apology as the truth (which I don’t), this means Dave Becky felt comfortable dismissing TWO women’s accounts of CK masturbating in front of them. How many need to go through this for him to believe it? They literally were there together, so hard to believe they would BOTH agree to lie about it.…

I hate this guy’s apology more than anyone else’s. He did everything he could to make sure that people didn’t hear about this incident, and now he plays innocent because he hadn’t heard about other incidents. That’s like a rhino poacher releasing a statement wondering why rhinos are going extinct.

That might be the most sickening apology yet. “Okay, I stepped in and told those women to shut up or their careers would be destroyed. But I hadn’t heard about other incidents!”

Why are men so shocked at other men’s gross behavior? Men are unguarded around their own and they certainly say some horrible shit out loud.

Case closed.

Thanks- you saved me a trip over to Cracked!

Best comment ever. Also I’m super intrigued.

I buy it.

Honestly I think coconut crabs are kind of cute and would like to own one as a pet.

I once heard this absolutely crazy theory about Amelia Earhart where her plane crashed into the ocean and sank to the bottom never to be seen again. Haha I know! Some people believe the craziest things.

Given the way He did not respond when I called out to him repeatedly upon seeing that picture, you may have a case.

Just think of dipping one of those legs in butter though. Mmmm.

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Dear God, that thing is terrifying to even look at!!!!! If that thing and the rest of his crab crew come up to me on the beach they can rip me apart and eat me, no problem - I’m dead of a fucking heart attack anyway. JESUS!!!!

Coconut crabs are proof that god doesn’t exist.

yeah sorry to all you frickin conspiracy theory losers but I had an Australian roommate who looked JUST like Amelia Earhart and so did her mom and I was like “omg [name withheld] you look JUST LIKE our first lady of the sky, where is your family from” and she was like, “well my dad’s family is from Scotland” and I was…

Happy monday!