OMG! SHE DOES!!!

I saw this being re-aired on tv today and ran out of the room because I couldn’t bring myself to watch it. It’s too much.

I keep waiting for him to take the opportunity to fake his death on one of these foreign trips. Seems like the easiest way at this point to get out of being president without being completely disgraced.

 I totally agree. I feel like these two are emerging as a really interesting power couple.

He’s the most fragile white man on the planet. It’s ridiculous.

It seems as though you can actually hear Trump nastily smack/kiss her cheek. He is so god damn revolting!

Thanks for warning me that could happen. I don’t want to have to go through The Trials again.

And I feel like this handshake is just an excuse to keep at least one of Trump’s paws away from his wife. These two are not here for Donnie’s bullshit and they fucking planned this out together, you know it.

Nailed it. Macron was briefed on this and was able to play Trump like a dimestore kazoo.

He totally does say “let go” and Macron points at something off in the distance and is internally screaming, “NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER.”

Also, Melania’s entire outfit is gorgeous and now I feel like I’ve committed treason.

It’s not awkwardness—he’s doing it on purpose. He’s still mad at Macron for the original handshake. He will NEVER give it up. he’s that psychopathic.

Look closely: This is Macron’s doing. Trump’s fingers release a couple seconds in, but Macron maintains the death grip. He’s telling Trump - in the only language that imbecile understands - that Macron concedes precisely zero power, authority, positioning, etc. to Trump’s juvenile pissing all over everything to…

Maaan, after yesterday’s grab-and-grope, with the up-and-down appraisal, and the talking about her body as if she’s not there... I would’ve sent my palace decoy to do the job! Any mission where a woman has to meet & touch Trump deserves fucking hazard pay.

Mate have you seen the French protest? They protest over anything and do it so over the top as well.

Slender man is looking in the mirror and crying, right now.

He is so fucking socially awkward you almost pity him until you remember he’s the orange devil incarnate.

Can’t blame her. If it were me I’d find a way to put all of my secret service between us and would probably be doing my best to be on the other side of that crowd.

I couldn’t finish watching this because my entire soul left my body lol hate when that happens

I think he’s trying desperately to stay in France, because he’s dreading coming back to the US to face an unending parade of scandals and humiliations. All he’s got to look forward to is day after day cloistered in his office, watching Fox News ignore the dumpster fire that is his administration.

Look at how much distance Brigitte is keeping between herself and Trump.