WE, however, do have something to celebrate.

I want in as well.

That was exactly my takeaway as well. #DyingWithCats

If you were capable of lying with every cell of your body, you also could have multiple failed marriages.

My mom just told me that some people don’t find someone, and that’s okay!

I think we can go coed. There will be dogs.

Does it have to be women only or can dudes sign up too?

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

For a lot of people, no matter how much they have, it’s not enough. This is the fault of someone else. Politicians like Trump who point this out get their support.

This is why I don’t have much hope for America.

I can’t tell you how many Trump supporters (including my mother) were convinced he would not actually do all this shit. I asked her “So either he is a liar or he is going to do a bunch of terrible things?”. “We need a change” she said, completely neglecting that change can also be bad.

She wanted to make sure she got back a couple of hundred bucks in taxes.

Funny story, I used to work in promotions for an MLB team in my area. I am not a sports fan. So being around the players never affected me. When my now husband and I were dating he came to see me at work (he IS a massive baseball fan). He was allowed access to the media elevator. He said that one of his childhood…

Because it’s the WORST to vote for an older qualified woman. Said those who only have faith in older men because ya know, the menz sound more authoritatively.

Literally all of my Trump voting family members told me some variation of this when defending why they were voting for him. I would say “oh but what about this thing he said?” and they would say “oh well he doesn’t mean that, he’s not really going to do that, it’s just big talk on the campaign trail!” They had no good…

You’d be surprised how many legal immigrants voted for Trump on the thought that their undocumented family members would be fine.

I guess they just listened to the people who said “don’t take him literally”, because when one of your issues is “regular politicians are too dishonest”, voting for someone who you can’t believe the words coming out of their mouths is a great idea...

Yeah, Trump is like the Bible, his supporters will interpret him in whatever way that will confirm their beliefs. It’s like how Christians like to gloss over all the hard to follow rules and then focus super hard on the stuff that supports their worldview. Thing is about Trump, you can’t do that without being…

This is what I’ve been saying to my mom. So people hated the idea of a woman running the country so much they voted for someone who (a) demonstrated again and again that’s he’s a terrible person, and (b) they knew was/is dishonest? Like, what the fuck??

and done some research