Sorry to nitpick but— Carol did not burn them alive. She killed them quickly and then burned them.

Yes, he wrote an intro to Newt's book, once.....how many times have you written an intro to an evil persons book? Hmmm.....

And que Dick Cheney. That Sith Lord also has a gay child, right? So he can't be evil. Is that what you are saying?

Didn't J. Pournelle write an intro to a book for Newt Gingrich? Sorry, that qualifies as right-wing nutcase in my book. I'm not saying your father is a bad person....no, I guess that is what I'm saying. If he doesn't want to be thought of as a bad person, stop writing intros for books by bad people, and by extension…

Honest, if possibly insulting, question. Don't you ever think to yourself, "We believe some crazy stuff""?

Sure it is. My childhood was unsupervised. I was basically pushed out the door and told to be home when the street lights came on.

I don't understand how this is neglect. She's 9, not 3. She's in fourth grade. Didn't we play alone outside in parks when we were 9? Without cell phones, even? Home for dinner at dark, that kind of thing? And we think it's better to put this girl in foster care than let her play in a nearby park with a cell phone?

It would've made my day if the little girl told the busybody that she wasn't supposed to talk to strangers.

Wow… my sister and I often played at the local park all day during the summer while my parents worked while growing up. We had a neighbour who we would go to for lunch, band-aids and bathroom breaks, but otherwise we happily played in the sun with all the other kids. It was great, and I have never once felt like my…

Good kitty. Have a treat.

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

How much cream cheese does one family need?! Seriously, is this a Philadelphia Cream Cheese ad?

I cannot take the term "parental rights" seriously. Like, fetuses have rights but your teenager doesn't? CONFUSED.

Why pay for those cameras?

yeah in college you could tell who the criminal justice majors were

My future MIL teaches criminal justice and got into the field because she wanted to try and instill empathy and understanding into her students. It's disheartening and terrifying how many of her students are psychopaths. They completely get off on the idea of having power and potentially inflicting harm or death upon…

White people have lost their goddamn minds since Obama came into office and I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

It's probably an evil laugh. You're planning something Mr. Fantastico...