shit fucking sucks

The thing I noticed, is that in many cases, it’s easy to say that your business is going down because of Amazon, digital distribution, Walmart, etc... and put the blame on them. But in most cases, I’d say it would be closer to reality to say that your clients simply went away because you failed to provide them with…

The park service would have put divers in the water when the drowning happened but they would not have been kept around to try and find a camera unless foul play was strongly suspected. They would have been looking for a body, and once found that would have been the end of it. The park service also has slightly fewer…

This is the wrong answer. This not how normal people behave and it’s absolutely an offense that you can permanently uninvite that person. Everyone I know asks before going in the fridge.  People think my fridge manners are pushy and I never do anything but rearrange so extra stuff can fit.

Wanna know my 100% tried-and-true, surefire, guaranteed way to fit your fat ass into a wedding dress?

The thing that seems to drive critics of this game crazy is the misguided notion that you have to do EVERYTHING. You don’t. That’s the beauty of it. You can do as much or as little as you want. You can play the story or not. You can just hop around looking at weird planets and exploring. You can do whatever. Play six…

I still can’t quite believe people are whining about the initial lack of multiplayer. Consider all the stuff that’s been added to this game for free. Now consider how much extra real-world money that fancy hat you just bought for your multiplayer character cost you for the latest Call of Duty....

To conduct this taste test, I enlisted the help of my friends Lisa and Marcus—I needed to use their microwave.

Impossible?  They happen every fucking day.  GET RID OF THE FUCKING GUNS.  Fuck me.  You are the ONLY country on Earth with this problem.  GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER. 

Please stay away from all dogs and other animals.  

I just googled it and these crabs are edible. If that was my neighborhood I would put water on to boil and be scooping them up (or trying to) as fast as I could. 

Hey, crabs are not gross, they are delicious. 

But it does scan to the tune of ‘If I Were a Rich Man’.

It's not unclear that you're bi and I'm glad you get to speak on it.  I'm unmarried but bi.  But this came off...overly snarky.  I'm no fan of hers but isn't she from a super religious background and kind of held up as that sort of paragon? Sounds like a hard situation to come out in.  Let's embrace her, not snark on…

Women with husbands are a marginal, underrepresented segment of the population. Thankfully, former competition show dancer and frequent podcast guest Julianne Hough has broken down our community’s barriers

Imagine living the irony of being so against socialism, but also being so publicly owned.

Props for bringing up a Tim’s product, any variation of which annihilates the more widely available Kettle brand. That said, BBQ is never my flavor of choice. Tim’s jalapeno flavor is the chip I only buy when I'm ready to make myself sick eating potato chips.

This is a very East Coast list.

You guys are in Chicago, right? Only three of these are available in Utah - Lay’s, Kettle, and Miss Vickie’s, and Miss Vickie’s are mostly in sandwich shops only. It looks like it’s even hard to find most of them through Amazon, and when you do, they are ridiculously priced. Utz chips look to be about $9 a bag when…

No. Unless he pulls out an actual doctor’s diagnosis, don’t assume he’s autistic or has some other social disorder.