In 8th grade, two of my closest friends (both boys) pulled the “PEN 15 Club” thing and convinced me to let them write it on my hand. I was so mad that they’d duped me in such a dumb way that I punched them both and threw their backpacks into the street.

Yes! We have a big jar for them and the dogs think it’s freaking Christmas when we bring home more.

~dog food~

I too own a Bean. She is the best Bean.

This series was phenomenal, and it’s made me actively think about the way I use technology. Thank you.

If I eat breakfast and not lunch, I will eat everything in sight when I get home.

What, a religion that whitewashes absolutely every aspect of the Bible and insists Jesus was as lily-white as their founder? Never.

This is... pretty unsurprising behavior from them.

I felt like a pedantic asshole for being irritated by that comment but yeah, Summit County and Salt Lake County did not vote for Agent Orange.

SLC kicked this bish off by being like 10 degrees this morning. Fuck Bad Winter.

I found a planet covered in bubbles the other day- hard metallic surface, and bubbles ranging from tiny to bigger than my ship. They all had a nice oily sheen to them, and were colorful. Flying through a sea of giant bubbles was pure joy.

Cole Sprouse bought my forensic anthropology textbook. My sister told me to put a note in it when I shipped it off, but I did not because that would have been uncool.

SLC is building a second airport next to the current airport and will remodel the old one to be an expansion once the new one’s done. So it’s going to essentially double in size in the next three years. It’s a great airport! But yes, smaller than it should be.

My mom died last year, after a long struggle with alcoholism and myriad other mental illnesses. As a kid she lived in a house with no running water, for awhile, and then with her grandmother, and great aunt, and in a frat house her parents took care of, and in all kinds of less than desirable situations. She graduated…

I have to admit I’ve never boiled them before roasting, but I’m going to have to give this a try!

I found out recently that my mom’s parents got married the same day they officially met- he picked her up for a first date and they just ended up getting married. Montana is weird.

Pando is spectacular and I really wish my state would do more to protect it. The difference between areas that are heavily fenced off for sapling preservation and the open areas is shocking. That, and the number of cow pies.

So, not quite a party I attended, but I actually have always hated parties. This one was ridiculously stupid. Here it goes:

In reading the profile, I found out I do have one thing in common with her: I agree that olives are actual nuggets of death and should be deleted from existence.

The other day I landed on a planet where the sentinels were already pissed off, one was following me around and shooting so I shot it. Another came along, shot that one too- this ended with me shooting down two of their ships off-planet. I went to a space station and the wanted system reset.