My best friend has been dragging me through Dark Souls every weekend, because it’s his favorite game and I’ve never played. He is very good and I am possibly the worst at it. It’s been a lot of fun.

But it gets infinitely better if you convince yourself they’re saying “Fun Dip” instead of “Thunder.”

I imagine so- my experiences have only been with state-run or county-run facilities.

That final bit was completely heartbreaking. I don’t know why I watch this show anymore; it’s got moments of greatness that can only be found by slogging through hours of pretty predictable writing.

Oh my god, I recently was seeing a guy but ended things because he was clearly looking for a lot more in a relationship than I was. Day after I try to gently let him down, he texts and asks if I can come over and bang. LORD.

I mean, my sister has been watching it with me, and she hasn’t read any King novels or seen any adaptations. She really likes the show, so YMMV?

And then there are places like Utah, where we have to regulate flights to death or we’ll all become massive binge drinkers (or so the “wisdom” goes).

I’m so sorry. It is deeply unfair that they leave us. We don’t deserve them.

I’m fully one of those hipsters who goes for the list of IPAs in the summer, but I had a plum Berliner weisse at my local bar the other day and was absolutely delighted. I appreciate a place that has a good variety.

Drumpf looks abnormally gassy in that video. Like, what are the odds he let a long one rip as he stepped into the chopper?

I guess in addition to being able to afford losing diamonds, the rich can afford to lose fingers?

Welp, I’d lose every diamond I own wearing jewelry like that.

That “pockets” response feels me on a fundamental level. Also hair- how do you touch your own hair wearing a thing like that? I touch my hair about 47 times per second, my hand would be caught like a raccoon’s in a trap.

It’s pretty hard to find a dude who doesn’t want to immediately settle down here, too.

(Rinsed Penis)

When I was thirteen, I announced I was a vegetarian. My parents said that was fine, but it would be a strain on them to have to cook a separate meal for me. They made me learn to cook for myself, and that actually made me a much more adventurous eater.

My sister made me watch the TV series and the movies, and I refuse to acknowledge the movies for that exact reason.

I’m mostly curious about all their facilities- their big summer camp compound and offices aren’t owned by the church, so is the church going to build its own camp? Rent the BSA one?

This is kind of a mess- BSA has a huge presence in Salt Lake and I’m extremely curious to see how this affects that.

I am most sad for the billboard outside Missoula advertising the Testicle Festival. I hope they keep it as a monument to the memory.